#these are gunshots to keep the property value low

[papasbaseball]

Papa-senpai! (｡>﹏<)

Don't tickle me internally! ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ

Nnnngh aaaaah! 🍆💦💦💦💦🥵

[yourfavesaysfag]

Ashley "Leyley" Graves from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley says fag!

[number1greedlingfan]

ik my user is number1greedlingfan but if u can't appreciate greed at his dilf then u don't deserve him at his twunk... i said my piece

[draculas-tits]

death to the usa

[mons7errr]

got like 50 new followers basically overnight so i'm reminding you all that i am a gross disgusting paraphile and i draw dogs with their dicks out for spare cash

[acelessthan3]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[the-flying-robins]

Every now and then, I like to reblog the kill haley the dog stuff, or my Jason hate to keep the follower count down. It's like letting off a few gunshots to keep property values low.

[angels-heap]

Firing gunshots into the Half-Life tag to keep the property values low.

[aces-to-apples]

It's always incredibly awkward to check out a new follower only to see their whole dash is blacklisted for Annoying Me crimes. Like how did you get here. Why are you here. I'm weirded out and you're about to be annoyed when I mass-reblog posts shit-talking your faves and saying stuff like "I think Maul had a better grasp on morality than almost everyone else in Star Wars, including the Jedi, he just didn't give a shit" and "Maybe if Anakin had just bent Cody over a desk somewhere instead of caring what incompetent military leaders think of him he'd have turned out alright" and it won't even be about firing gunshots to keep the property values low, it'll just be me in my natural state, being an over-the-top bitch about characters I don't like and being an over-the-top bitch about characters I do like. The Champion of Kirkwall armor is ugly as shit, and so is default Marian. Iron Bull and Dorian have the best ship name but shouldn't date. I hate Anora as much as her dad. Star Wars is just Orientalism in space. I've been brainwashed into thinking Korkie is Satine and Pre Vizsla's kid but I've also brainwashed my sister into wanting to fuck Darth Maul and Wookies so I think that balances out. Clonecest is crunchy and Ahsoka ships are most interesting when she's underage. Blood magic is only forbidden because Templars can't affect it like they can with mana and the Maker was a Pride Demon. Justice should eat people again. Padmé's a shit person she's just played by Natalie Portman. All the Chantries should've gotten blown up.

[piss-bong]

my blog isn’t even “3am gunshots to keep property values low” anymore at this point it’s “scammer who uses broken english to weed out anyone not dumb enough to fall for their shit”

[tariah23]

Nbs and whites still using the gunshots to keep property value low in every little post they make talking about whatever tf-

[kakushusband]

It's so weird to say this but cherieza is like. Genuinely tender. I could talk about them for ages, and I WANT to, but I've fired enough gunshots to keep the property value low today^_^

[rubbarband]

// There's those gunshots that happen sometimes to keep the property value low around here again. XD

[tobiduncan]

i love that the most iconically broken hellsite is now the most functional, fun site to be on

[superiorsturgeon]

These are the gunshots we have to fire into the ground to keep the property values low on this site.

When capn cuntch squirts does it taste like cuntchberries or just like, whole milk.

it just tastes like the cereal but don't forget he can also lactate so you can get the milk from up top as well

[cryptidfuck]

the swow decent intwo uwu iws wike the matwix. an awwagowy fow being twans